Applying for jobs online can be very difficult. Companies that are hiring receive hundreds or even thousands of responses for each job posted. Here are three simple tips to help get your resume noticed.
1. Don't send just one email, send about 50 consecutive emails. If you fill up their inbox with your resume employers will see you as enthusiastic and are bound to review it at least once.
2. Write HIRE ME OR I'LL KILL YOU, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE in the subject line. This is sure to get you some attention!
3. Take the time to write an interesting and thoughtful cover letter. Include a picture showing you with your empty pants pockets turned inside out and a sad face. If you are a well-endowed woman, take a pic of yourself working at the computer with your breasts resting on the keyboard. Prospective employers will definitely notice that you are a great asset to any company!
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